Four Nectarines a Day...

THE BRITISH Government says we are supposed to eat five portions of fruit or veg per day, so I've been at the nectarines (four for £1). They are far nicer than peaches.

I've had a McDonald's double cheeseburger (£1.49 ~ that's $2.50 and I heard they cost just one Dollar Stateside!) and a curry since yesterday and still I'm full: it's really quite convenient.

I invested in a family-sized tub of "thick bleach" (without it the toilet smells like an open sewer; there must surely be a crack in the pipe... or something..?... and I got a special mop-squeezy-out bucket, as I was planning on doing my floors. Of course I have done nothing of the sort. And there have been builders next door all day, talking loud and doing my head in.

This is just a quick post before I am timed out. My head feels strange. I kept hearing voices in the air. It's freaky. I've been writing a long post about my past life but it won't be ready till tomorrow at the earliest.

I've gotta go now: HAVE A CHARMING WEEKEND FOLKS!