I Wanna Job!


I'M THINKING of going to an employment agency to see what work they can get me. My skills are: touch-typing 70wpm (actual speed, not racing) with audio typing experience, shorthand, excellent telephone skills, full computer literacy (if I don't know a program I can pick it up in no time). Oh and superb English ~ unlike the school-leavers of today, I know how to use an apostrophe. I have excellent editing skills. Oh and I understand and speak German (my written German is atrocious). Plus some French... I actually have all the skills to be a secretary or PA but I'd only do that job for a female boss... So do you think I'd get a good job then? 

Oh and by the way I haven't worked in 16 years and have no references. I don't see why I should keep my background hidden. If I tell my future employer about the chronic fatigue syndrome and bipolar episodes they'll be duty-bound by the Disability Discrimination Act to treat me good!

I desire a minimum £25,000 a year ($40,295) ~ I don't think that's too much to ask. My rent's £200, and when you add on transport (£35.60 weekly for a zones 1-3 travelcard) and the totally unjust council tax, which could easily be about £50 a week, I'd need to be taking home a good £500 to make working worthwhile.

So what do y'all think? Comments please!



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I love this song: I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now...

THE SMITHS: HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

a truly awful song by an awful group... but the message is spot-on~!!


THIS is WAY BETTER than anything the Smiths could ever have knocked out...
dance music, as a well-known intellectual at my old university once declared "says nothing to me about my life" ... well that may be so, but THIS marvellous track says a million times more than the dreary old Smiths ever could!

QUENCH: DREAMS (SEBASTIAN LEGER)


QUENCH: DREAMS ~ ORIGINAL MIX
this is one fantastic tune!!



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