Mangled

I TOOK THE VELCRO ties off my damaged hand and my finger looks really mangled, the break is far worse than on the one next to it. I think it's going to take ages to heal. I cannot type the word "loll" by touch without severe agony I can't even press a key with that finger.

The forecasters promise SNOW this weekend, which I am far from pleased about. I really cannot afford to risk slipping over again considering what I did on a NON-icy day.

I have just over 100 TV channels now. 21 general ones, 10 music ones, about 15 shopping, 3 bizarre adult ones where a girl looks bored to music and talks on the phone with the sound down, etc etc. Plus I have 18 variations of BBC1 and 4 BBC2s, a Scottish Gaelic channel (BBC Alba) and a Welsh language channel (S4C) and it goes on and on. My days now consist of Judge Judy, Cops, River Monsters... and of course Dallas, where Jock Ewing has just died. Dallas was always far more popular here than the ridiculous Dynasty. Joan Collins was the only good thing about Dynasty whereas all the characters in Dallas were memorable.

Ukh I keep ,aking ridiculous spelkling mistakes thanks to my amateur typing. It's too cold to venture out without a good reason. Everyone is shocked by the appearance of my hand. My (nonbroken) little finger is really bruised but at least my swollen hand is going down.

I've got to go I'm really tired. Have been sleeping during the day a lot. I don't feel particularly well. Anyway have a cheery weekend everyone ;-)



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